Bukkake Party? I Know Nothing About It

I also have no idea how to go about hosting one. And have zero information on how awesome they are. Sorry.

Literally bursting onto the kink and fetish scene is the latest in lusty craze- the bukkake party. The story goes that you can even hire yourself a professional, to ensure that your Bukkake party is the success it should be. Industry giants like Premium Bukkake even offer Bukkake parties to get your, erm, feet wet. And they’re awesome.

Now, you didn’t hear it from me, because obviously I’ve never heard of it, but bukkake parties are taking the sexy world of adult parties by storm. Where key parties have become passé, and no one even thinks about hosting a gangbang without some sort of 50 shades of bondage theme- bukkake parties are the sex party for people who know nothing about sex parties.

Word on the Street Is

So what is this elusive gang grind all about? Bukkake parties are a fantastic way to dip your foot into the world of kink, without the often overwhelming promise of penetration. While many swing and kink parties add a bit of a bukkake element, if it’s your first time- we’ll be gentle.

Bukkake originated in Japan to cleverly circumvent some more than oppressive decency laws. As it’s illegal to show penetration and genitalia, the same innovators that brought us near sentient toilets and a vending machine for every fetish, came up with a cunning plan for porn. Bukkake is hallmarked by a group of men gathering around a lady, while they expertly show their appreciation in tides of climactic glory. The lady in question is known as a Bukkake party girl. She’s often dressed for the occasion, either in bondage gear, slinky lingerie, or a submissive little ensemble. Generally, her dress will reflect the overall theme of the party that’s most definitely not happening.

Bukkake doesn’t require any penetration, and generally, the bukkake party girl coaxes climax through cleverly curated conversation or the occasional helping hand. As the boys in question reach their peak, they’re encouraged to shower our little vixen in their…uh…. praises.

Why People Are (Definitely Not at All) Hosting Bukkake Parties

As an adult- I can definitely attest to the boorish grind of daily life. Taking a hot minute now and again to enjoy a bit of spice is something we could all use a bit more of. While intense fetish gatherings might not be your thing, a Bukkake party is a great way to get a little kink in an otherwise straight line. Or so I’m told.

Specifically, if you find yourself a professional Bukkake girl. A pro can check with her non-existent host, to find out exactly what kind of party everyone is into. It’s important that, as this host that doesn’t exist, you clearly outline what’s expected at your event. In return, you closely follow any and all guidelines that are given to you by this supposed bukkake princess.

Attendees are encouraged to pay close attention to hygiene and have current STD/STI evaluation records close at hand. Policies will be just as strict as they are at any other party, so make sure that you’re prepared to stick to the rules.

How to Gracefully Exit the Party You Never Attended or Hosted

Sometimes, knowing when and how to leave a kink party can be a bit confusing for the newly initiated. For pro-attendees and consenting party girls, their time will be agreed upon and allotted prior to getting down to business. Make sure that as a host or an attendee, that you never pressure your party pro to stay any longer than they have previously agreed to.

Specifically for the theoretical bukkake party- make sure that there are cleaning and hygiene stations available. Also, make sure that you use them. Provide a private area for your starlet to freshen up after the night’s events.

If you plan on ending the party immediately following the main event, make sure that everyone in attendance is aware of that fact before you begin. If you want to keep this event going, I suppose one could consider having some refreshments available. Make sure that if you’re providing alcohol to guests, that there is also some food available and a taxi service that can provide any of your imaginary guests a ride home should they need it.

If you’re a humble guest at this soirée, make sure that you imbibe with caution and control. No one wants a drunk idiot ruining the night by making a scene, or not being up to the task of joining in on the fun. It’s also pretty important to note that while casual conversation and adult interaction may be encouraged both before and after the action, it’s not usually suggested to focus on anyone but the bukkake girl during the event.

If you find yourself having more questions- maybe ask the host? Maybe not, as again, I’ve never even heard of a Bukkake party.

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